The cat must be taking some sort of illegal substances cuz he has now decided that he doesn't want CAT food. There's either something deeply wrong with him or he is seriously fucking us about. Either way we are not happy. So he can stay out! Eventually we'll feel bad and let him back in again. Just an inevitable process, he is simply too adorable to bear any long-term grudges against.
Mrs Doolittle has taken to posting useless notes through our door, she is a nice lady but god damn she can be too much sometimes. She has her weird ways, which is why we love her. We can only assume that her finger clicking abilities have improved since we last spoke face to face. She's got a thing about swimming costumes, although she rarely visits the local pool, which is a shame because I think she'd look fetching in the red Baywatch ones she bought over ebay last month. They were by far her best purchase to date. She's also got the best vintage boots I have ever seen, but she never wears them, it's like art to her. She's recently stopped buying bottled water in an attempt to save the planet yet she insists on keeping all her lights on. Her oxymoronic nature amuses me. Special emphasis should be drawn particularly to the moron part of that word.
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hello ladies thanks for linking to my blog. so who's mrs doolittle? is that your housemate? seems like an interesting person
Hey Josh, Mrs Doolittle is the lady across the road. She's a character that's for sure.
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