We are dysfunctional but we are happy.

We smile while we argue.

I question some people

The first and last are pretty average racist comments, but the husband/child/myself/ people ones are....troubling...? Fair play with the Cheryl Cole one though.

L x

Some Orders Are Easier To Follow

Cheese is a kind of meat

Sheesh y'all what's UP? I'm stuck on my stupid dissertation at present writing about King Arthur's knights and stuffed to the brim with bagels which doesn't help. Not that these two things are in any way related. Speaking of outer space, when was the last time YOU donated to charity huh? I suppose you'd better re-think your basic principles and work on sorting your life out asap. Before you go, can you deliver these to Julie in HR? She never was good with numbers.

L x

(I'm gonna sign off using L from now on because it makes my life easier)

Waking Up Late Will Be My Downfall.

I like this

Luigi x

and there's only 'i' separating me, from obesity...

I found this postcard thing at our cinema (weird I know) about 2 years ago, there were various others there about obesity too but they were boring and serious. This one made me laugh. It also impacted me greatly. I look at this every morning and think, praise be to Postcard, THIS is why I'm slim!

Luigi x

I did a pie

Not really, i just popped it in the oven. Which is a very hard task i'll have you know. And then there's the waiting which is even harder!! I'm exhausted. Xx

Hop Off Guys, We've Reached Loserville

I actually didn't have anything in particular in mind when I clicked New Post, I just thought it's been a while since I've written something here so it was an act of impulse I guess. But now I'm here I have an obligation to continue - there probably won't be any link to the title so if you were drawn to that then you might be disappointed, but to be honest why would anyone be drawn to that title; it suggests that you were looking for Loserville hence making you quite simply a loser (but lets not start attacking followers now). Anyways, I suppose I better mention the snow, yep - it's snowed again here in the UK and yes the transport has effed up. I hope this happens next week so that we don't have to go back to Uni seeing as I am a little behind on essay shizzle. I was quite enjoying not doing anything during the holidays, not work-wise anyway. I got carried away, I think I kinda convinced myself that I'd graduated already. And plus I've gotten a little used to waking up at 1pm everyday, so going back to Uni is just gona ruin that beautiful cyle. But at the same time I kinda don't want education to end cuz it will mean I'll have to start actually making real decisions with my life - get a boring 9-5 job. Oh god, it's all so bleak. I envy people who've known what they've wanted to do for a long time cuz then they can just concentrate on achieving that. Meh. Meh, Meh, Meh and more Meh's. In hindsight this post does match it's title.

You've probably already noticed that I have incredibly blue eyes

If you're interested, get calling folks! p.s. we may be 30 years too late with this one, DARN IT!

Luigi x