Saturday, 14 November 2009

FYI

I hope you've all heard of Dan Meth. If not, you should go bury yourself in autumnal leaves and stay there for atleast 5 mins. Anyway, here's a video of his for you beginners. Also check out his website www.danmeth.com

From me To you.

Oh so you didn't make it to the gig?
Found out your head was too big.

What's that? You can't find your pants
They're probably in the SLUT isle at Tescos
And while you're there, get me some Mentos
And coke for the afterparty.

Deliberately trying to be indiscreet,
Yeh that's so sweet,
Splenda's your kind
Don't forget to save the coupons B.

Had me LMAO-ing all the time,
Isn't hindsight deceiving,
Don't worry i'l be eating,
Just not the same shit as you.

XOXO

Saturday, 7 November 2009