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Tightened Restrictions

Stumbling hunchbacks with flailing arms are not permitted in this joint

Sunglasses

It was around November last year when myself and Luigi found ourselves on the net browsing for necessities for our upcoming house party that we came across this video.



It cracked us up at the time and still makes us laugh to this day, despite having slightly over-played it at the beginning. As the video progresses you realise that both the interviewer and the interviewee are equally stupid which results in some of the most stupid words to have ever been put together in a sentence such as "I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses". This quote has even made it onto a Tshirt which I shall be buying for Luigi as a Birthday present

a hug in a mug?

I drank this whilst listening to The Clash. What's that word? Juxtaposition.

Yes please!

I'm sure you'll find this very interesting

Things on my wall from Raz Barzinji on Vimeo.

uh that's not the point

Stupid questions = interesting answers, mostly.

So Raz and I were supposed to be directing guests' vehicles to various car parks across the campus during our uni's Graduation Week. These guests were predominantly parents and grandparents of the graduates, so a serious crowd.

What we ended up doing was asking these guests whether they'd already seen Bruno (the film) yet, instead of telling them where to park.

Here are some of the responses Luigi got to "have you seen Bruno?":

1) Elderly Chinese grandfather in broken English: "uh, sorry, uhh no, not Bruno, who is Bruno?" and middle aged Chinese guy in passenger seat says triumphantly: "no....but I have the Borat ringtone!"

2) Typical, middle class English family: [looking frustrated and confused] "What? Look where can we park please?"

3) Random female member of staff: "WHO?"

4) Middle aged father: "I haven't, no. But wait my daughter has!" [daughter and mother nod enthusiastically]

5) And our boss, Richard, completely dismissed the question.

We want to know if YOU have seen Bruno yet (or if you're planning to), and if so did you liiiiiiiiike it?

So I ran......

So I ran and ran and ran until I could run no more, and when I finally came to a halt I could smell the sea, the sun, the tigers and their cubs all at once. I took it in but then I exhaled and vowed to never inhale again. This was it. I wanted nothing more to do with Oxygen. My thoughts ran weak, and I could tell from the way the sky sneered that it was all coming to a miserable end. An end that was more photogenic than I could have imagined. It was beautiful in a very vicious way. A calm yet chaotic demise with no witnesses but pure thought. What was I to do? Take a picture? Write a note? What difference does it make? It will all be lost and forgotten. And yet a part of me wanted to document this tragedy for whatever reason the hindsight of death may offer. Just incase. You know. Just in case.

empty threats?

This is what Raz said she would do to ME if I didn't contribute something to the blog:

The Watermelon Kid

All jokes aside

Since Bob's your uncle, I have reached the end of my tether and have therefore decided to give him a piece of my mind. But since a picture is worth a thousand words I shall show him this instead. He will then turn into a pot and start calling the kettle black. No worries though cuz I have a few tricks up my sleeve and lord knows it will start raining cats and dogs before I'm done with that sheep in wolf's clothing. Yet I will not compromise my dignity for I have bigger fish to fry and I think it will be best if he just hit the sack.