This is strangely captivating

Dream.

Ok so I dreamt that I went to see Twilight with Eminem. I know wtf, right? I can't remember if he enjoyed it but for some reason when we came out of the cinema he kept going on about motorcycles and how good they are for your butt muscles. So anyway, then he was like cya, I gotta go perform my new track. Also, there were these people outside the cinema who were selling twilight picture books - just pictures of the cast or whatever so I bought one (i'm not proud of the me in my dream) and it turned out to be a book full of fat/overweight Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson lookalikes. I like the fact that in the world of my dreams there was a market for that.

You should know this about me - I have the strangest dreams. Friends are always telling me to write them down. So maybe I'll unleash them on this blog once in a while.

R.

MSTRKRFT make songs better

It's simple.

I never thought I'd be so grateful for my teeth

Ok so I don't know if anyone else has had this dream, but last night involved me, losing a lot of teeth. I swear it was the most traumatic nightmare of my life, perhaps more so because it seems to be a RECURRENT one, and every time it feels more and more realistic. Anyway I was walking back to my house with blood spurting everywhere as my teeth fell out one by one....so I arrived home with a handful of teeth and only two left in my mouth where they were supposed to be. Everyone was laughing but it was horrific.

L x

Muscle pain sucks

and the lamest thing is that it's not even from being pro-active and exercising - it's from reading too many books for my essay research. Yes i think i've pulled a nerd muscle. Having to constantly look down has caused my neck muscles to tense and thus giving me a headache in the process. The result is that I can't do any more research - also i'm bored of researching - coincidence? Yes!

this Cat is Cooler than You

This was yesterday in Covent Garden. He belonged to a guy who was selling the Big Issue (a magazine sold in the UK by homeless people). He said if I take pictures I have to make a donation - hell yes anything for this cat. His name's BobCat and the owner told me that he's been on the news and even has his own facebook page.

The BeezKneez

We prefer this version of Tik Tok

Album of the Year goes to.....

PLASTIC BEACH by Gorillaz. It's basically porn for the blind.

Red Bull

On a writing frenzy at the moment - trying to write 20,000 words in 10 days (isit possible?...we'll see). Maybe I could update you all on how much I've done daily, that way I can't slack cuz I'll be too embarrassed to let you all down (or I could just lie and say I've done more than I have ....but that's just cheating myself so I shall remain as truthful as earthly possible). This task is sponsored by Red Bull - wish they would pay me, I'd get it done in 5. Yes, that time of year kids when you would do anything for money. But yeah as you can see I have left things to the last minute which is a bad habit of mine. Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now, oh shit i forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?.....