Jelly.

Get rid of facebook.

Get rid of twitter.

Get rid of the snacks.

Get ready to shiver.

Get rid of your 2.a.m. thoughts, they're bitter.

Get rid of your tv.

Get rid of your fridge.

Get rid of those 2for1 tickets to paradise - the deals off.

Get rid of your phone.

Get rid of your Vaseline.

Get rid of those tomato ketchup stains in your genes.

Get rid of your gum.

Get ready to jump.

A night of cutting and pasting

*We like to think we've been productive*

Water

Drink lots and lots of water.

Just don't piss yourself - you will lose your dignity.

These teeth are made for biting

Banksy.

The Pyjama Blues

Finished a can of Coke.

Did some research.

Checked some emails.

Read an article.

Had a shower.

Went to the cinema.

Ate a lot of popcorn.

Stopped by at Nandoes.

Missed my train.

Got a headache.

Drank Lemsip.

Spurted mouthwash.

Goodnight.