Oh Bloggity Blog....this may be goodbye

Hi there,

So recently I realised that this blog has been lacking in enthusiam and when I mentioned this to Luigi (my co-blogger) she also agreed and we both felt it was kinda over. It has definitely fulfilled it's purpose as a place to unleash our nonsense. Thanks to anyone who ever commented on our silly posts: you did well to decipher them. We may blog again in the future and we will leave this page up cuz of the memories. If we do set up a fresh, new blog we'll be sure to post a link on here so we can stay in touch with all you crazy people. Goodnight, it's been emotional.

HooverGrinder

Just what i expected on this hazy morning - a caterpillar talking to a horse. Where were you when i was a witness to a cheeky smile from a cunning cat? Had that dog been more diligent i might have been saved. Even the ducks thought i was crazy. How does that make you feel - elephants telling jokes? It's not easy but it's not that hard. Let the sharks tell you about blood, leave the rabbits to their game. Notice the owl is watching you. It's impressive how loudly they can whisper. Help yourself to the salad - where are you in the food chain? Don't mind the lion, he's rude to everyone. Just a pinch of salt should sort it out. Have you tried lobster? Watch out the birds are migrating. I'd like you to meet Jerry - he is our son.

Just a thought

I think our last post was the culmination of all our posts to date. I mean where do we go from there?

This is strangely captivating

Dream.

Ok so I dreamt that I went to see Twilight with Eminem. I know wtf, right? I can't remember if he enjoyed it but for some reason when we came out of the cinema he kept going on about motorcycles and how good they are for your butt muscles. So anyway, then he was like cya, I gotta go perform my new track. Also, there were these people outside the cinema who were selling twilight picture books - just pictures of the cast or whatever so I bought one (i'm not proud of the me in my dream) and it turned out to be a book full of fat/overweight Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson lookalikes. I like the fact that in the world of my dreams there was a market for that.

You should know this about me - I have the strangest dreams. Friends are always telling me to write them down. So maybe I'll unleash them on this blog once in a while.

R.

MSTRKRFT make songs better

It's simple.

I never thought I'd be so grateful for my teeth

Ok so I don't know if anyone else has had this dream, but last night involved me, losing a lot of teeth. I swear it was the most traumatic nightmare of my life, perhaps more so because it seems to be a RECURRENT one, and every time it feels more and more realistic. Anyway I was walking back to my house with blood spurting everywhere as my teeth fell out one by one....so I arrived home with a handful of teeth and only two left in my mouth where they were supposed to be. Everyone was laughing but it was horrific.

L x

Muscle pain sucks

and the lamest thing is that it's not even from being pro-active and exercising - it's from reading too many books for my essay research. Yes i think i've pulled a nerd muscle. Having to constantly look down has caused my neck muscles to tense and thus giving me a headache in the process. The result is that I can't do any more research - also i'm bored of researching - coincidence? Yes!

this Cat is Cooler than You

This was yesterday in Covent Garden. He belonged to a guy who was selling the Big Issue (a magazine sold in the UK by homeless people). He said if I take pictures I have to make a donation - hell yes anything for this cat. His name's BobCat and the owner told me that he's been on the news and even has his own facebook page.

The BeezKneez

We prefer this version of Tik Tok

Album of the Year goes to.....

PLASTIC BEACH by Gorillaz. It's basically porn for the blind.

Red Bull

On a writing frenzy at the moment - trying to write 20,000 words in 10 days (isit possible?...we'll see). Maybe I could update you all on how much I've done daily, that way I can't slack cuz I'll be too embarrassed to let you all down (or I could just lie and say I've done more than I have ....but that's just cheating myself so I shall remain as truthful as earthly possible). This task is sponsored by Red Bull - wish they would pay me, I'd get it done in 5. Yes, that time of year kids when you would do anything for money. But yeah as you can see I have left things to the last minute which is a bad habit of mine. Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now, oh shit i forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?.....

Jelly.

Get rid of facebook.

Get rid of twitter.

Get rid of the snacks.

Get ready to shiver.

Get rid of your 2.a.m. thoughts, they're bitter.

Get rid of your tv.

Get rid of your fridge.

Get rid of those 2for1 tickets to paradise - the deals off.

Get rid of your phone.

Get rid of your Vaseline.

Get rid of those tomato ketchup stains in your genes.

Get rid of your gum.

Get ready to jump.

A night of cutting and pasting

*We like to think we've been productive*

Water

Drink lots and lots of water.

Just don't piss yourself - you will lose your dignity.

These teeth are made for biting

Banksy.

The Pyjama Blues

Finished a can of Coke.

Did some research.

Checked some emails.

Read an article.

Had a shower.

Went to the cinema.

Ate a lot of popcorn.

Stopped by at Nandoes.

Missed my train.

Got a headache.

Drank Lemsip.

Spurted mouthwash.

Goodnight.

No Blog Post.

Sucks I know but content is Low.



Razzles. X

intimacy

Taken from http://www.flickr.com/photos/rodolphesebbah/ - a fantastic photographer who takes photos mostly in and around the Paris métro. Check out his other work on Flickr! Seriously good.

L x

We are dysfunctional but we are happy.

We smile while we argue.

I question some people

The first and last are pretty average racist comments, but the husband/child/myself/ people ones are....troubling...? Fair play with the Cheryl Cole one though.

L x

Some Orders Are Easier To Follow

Cheese is a kind of meat

Sheesh y'all what's UP? I'm stuck on my stupid dissertation at present writing about King Arthur's knights and stuffed to the brim with bagels which doesn't help. Not that these two things are in any way related. Speaking of outer space, when was the last time YOU donated to charity huh? I suppose you'd better re-think your basic principles and work on sorting your life out asap. Before you go, can you deliver these to Julie in HR? She never was good with numbers.

L x

(I'm gonna sign off using L from now on because it makes my life easier)

Waking Up Late Will Be My Downfall.

I like this

Luigi x

and there's only 'i' separating me, from obesity...

I found this postcard thing at our cinema (weird I know) about 2 years ago, there were various others there about obesity too but they were boring and serious. This one made me laugh. It also impacted me greatly. I look at this every morning and think, praise be to Postcard, THIS is why I'm slim!

Luigi x

I did a pie

Not really, i just popped it in the oven. Which is a very hard task i'll have you know. And then there's the waiting which is even harder!! I'm exhausted. Xx

Hop Off Guys, We've Reached Loserville

I actually didn't have anything in particular in mind when I clicked New Post, I just thought it's been a while since I've written something here so it was an act of impulse I guess. But now I'm here I have an obligation to continue - there probably won't be any link to the title so if you were drawn to that then you might be disappointed, but to be honest why would anyone be drawn to that title; it suggests that you were looking for Loserville hence making you quite simply a loser (but lets not start attacking followers now). Anyways, I suppose I better mention the snow, yep - it's snowed again here in the UK and yes the transport has effed up. I hope this happens next week so that we don't have to go back to Uni seeing as I am a little behind on essay shizzle. I was quite enjoying not doing anything during the holidays, not work-wise anyway. I got carried away, I think I kinda convinced myself that I'd graduated already. And plus I've gotten a little used to waking up at 1pm everyday, so going back to Uni is just gona ruin that beautiful cyle. But at the same time I kinda don't want education to end cuz it will mean I'll have to start actually making real decisions with my life - get a boring 9-5 job. Oh god, it's all so bleak. I envy people who've known what they've wanted to do for a long time cuz then they can just concentrate on achieving that. Meh. Meh, Meh, Meh and more Meh's. In hindsight this post does match it's title.

You've probably already noticed that I have incredibly blue eyes

If you're interested, get calling folks! p.s. we may be 30 years too late with this one, DARN IT!

Luigi x