In a lazy mood

so here is a video featuring Jacko and my wacko family.

http://vimeo.com/5348092

The last few days in pictures

Me and sis met up in Trafalgar Square.
Loads of peope had drawn their flags on the pavement.
Sadly there was no chalk left for us to draw the Kurdish flag.









Then me and Ana went to see The Hangover. After the film, we just chilled out near the fountains in Trafalgar Square.

Yesterday I met Rebecca in Oxford St for a drink. I bought this Jumper from American Apparel which I'm in love with. Rebecca hates American Apparel though. She has yet to see the light. I also bought JELLY BEANS from Hamleys. Love jelly beans. I applied for a job there as well cuz all you do is demonstrate cool toys to kids. How fun is that. Seriously best job ever.

Here is a Rhyme.

Donnie is in Dover
eating all the clover,
Susie is in class
looking at Mike's ass,
Sarah is out shopping
for her pizza topping,
Harry is doing sit-ups
before signing his pre-nups,
Laura is missing
but no one here is looking,
Courtney is talking gibberish
and her breath smells like liquorice,
I am here writing
so don't you be hating!

British Mode

7 phrases/ events that have shaped my life (my week)

1) Monday = sports science: I met a fine chap who told me he studied sports science. This prompted me to consider and appreciate that not all people who study sports are stupid if there’s some science involved. But alas this guy was stupid anyway so my original theory was proved, in him at least.
2) Tuesday = BBQ: I went to my friends’ one and ended up eating macaroni cheese. That’s democracy for you.
3) Wednesday = volunteering choices: I opted out of bathing old people and chose secretarial stuff instead, although I have a hunch that I may come to regret this in later life.
4) Thursday = BNP: THAT racist party. Yes, the ones who liken rape to force feeding a woman chocolate cake (it’s wrong but they like it anyway) and vehemently deny the Holocaust ever happened. (for all the non-UK readers, unfortunately I’m not making this up, the BNP does actually exist: http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/group.php?gid=8644741474&ref=nf) They somehow managed to secure two seats in the European parliament, I am truly disgusted by the Brits who voted them in.
5) Friday = chocolate éclairs: I ate 6 that day, so the effect probably did shape me literally in the rotund sense
6) Saturday = drunk man: at about 1pm I spotted a drunk Scot stumbling around Portobello market, he asked for my name and I nearly took a photo but after considering the possibly unpleasant/ violent consequences, decided against the idea
7) Sunday = shisha: made plans with an old friend and agreed to let him take me to a shisha bar sometime next week, I am full of anticipation. Also I hope I don’t die from strange substance inhalation, will update you laterino

Next time I'll post a photo of Razzy and myself dressed as Russian Babushkas.

Love, as always, from Luigi x

No luck yet

I am seriously getting pissed off, cuz it seems as though no one is willing to give me a job. All I want is some summer work experience, damnit! Anywho I will remain hopeful, as hopeful as one can remain in these times. But fuck that. I want a job and I want it now. YOU HEAR ME? Course you don't. And to make matters worse, there is no sun. It's gone and it's been replaced by miserable droplets of acid rain. This town is a joke.

On the edge of bordeom

Photo of the day

Cat - Dog Dialogue

The Dog : Carpe Diem my friend.

The Cat : Fuck off!

Photo of the day

Leaving Egm for LDN

So this is kinda mine and Luigi's last time properly living at 64 Beechtree....we'll be back for visits and to move the rest of the stuff out in a few months but apart from that THIS IS IT! So wow, we've had some good memories at this place, even if we were critical of it at times. Most of all I think we'll miss Andy. It is gona be a definite struggle when we move into our new house and there is no Andy to sroke. It will be a period of mourning. Having said that, we are all very excited about next year. We like our new house and our new garden is far superior to the one we have now. So to celebrate we shall be having loads of bbq's. And now I shall proceed with my packing......ahhh ALAS.