Oh so you didn't make it to the gig?
Found out your head was too big.
What's that? You can't find your pants
They're probably in the SLUT isle at Tescos
And while you're there, get me some Mentos
And coke for the afterparty.
Deliberately trying to be indiscreet,
Yeh that's so sweet,
Splenda's your kind
Don't forget to save the coupons B.
Had me LMAO-ing all the time,
Isn't hindsight deceiving,
Don't worry i'l be eating,
Just not the same shit as you.
XOXO
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2 comments:
wow, this is really good (actually). Lily-Allen esque! More please. Hey you put make them into lyrics, I can play bongo's if thats any help...
:) I can feel the cynical intent in it ;)
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