Sunday, 1 February 2009

Pressing issues

Kate would like to air her opinions on a number of pressing issues. Firstly, she feels it ought to be made public that Luigi is secretly a farmer's daughter who knows how to milk a cow and makes very nice jams and preserves. Kate feels Luigi should stop feeling ashamed and visit www.youngfarmers.com for support and guidance. Secondly, Kate has some interesting claims to fame which she feels could be of interest to the media. Her father was once nearly run over by a minor celebrity, and her boyfriend's grandfather invented the folding laundry airer. Anyone wishing to learn more or do an interview should contact her via this blog. Last point: Raz is allergic to Andy, which is a great shame. Unfortunately, Kate suspects that Raz herself is not aware of this sad fact yet, but will of course be there for her when she does.

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