who told you?

So me and Luigi headed down to the farm today to finally try and settle matters with those hard-headed chickens (all of whom up until this point refused to participate in our project) however, when we got there we were shocked and sickened to find that none was to be seen of these flightless creatures. We could not figure out where they could have possibly ventured to, but then it hit us, it was Ladies Night. This, in chicken world, meant going downtown and throwing as many eggs at people as they could lay. This may sound fun if you are of the chicken breed, but let me tell you this does not prove poplular with the human folk. So we returned home without any further negotiations with these party-animals, and have decided to postpone the meeting to a later, more appropriate date. Will keep you posted.