Today Raz and I had an unexpectedly fortunate day: we sunk the moon. This was most unexpected because the moon was nowhere near either of us at the time, however it turned out that this distance was key in the sinking of the planet, because the Coca Cola we consumed at that exact time balanced out the equator and left a black hole in the centre of the universe. Unfortunately these disproportions caused a wave in the atmosphere and almost all the planets except Mercury bobbed up and down a bit, ultimately causing a rift between the sun and the moon which, being at the bottom of the food chain, eventually faltered and fell to his death. We apologise for any discomfort experienced and can only blame the coke we consumed, although it was only because of the Calpol that you guys all survived the tremors, so...thanks.
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