so who are we?

Luigi = born in bread (in Malaysia) to rich King. Deported due to unusual hue of the face and sent to aristocratic family but led life of peasant. Met John Travolta, gained weight through chicken consumption. Was sent to Memphis under the pseudonym 'Melino' to work in agriculture. Went off rails, turned to crime to finance drug addiction, which is when she met Kate Brook (hardcore environmentalist who danced for world peace). Managed to kick drug habit with help of MrPig. Worked in Subway as undercover cop, and was discovered by French professor, who she later married.

Razzle = strange looking child born in the city of Garbuncles. She had 2 siblings named Carbon Acid and Carbon Tom who she did not get along with due to their taste differences in fish. Her mother and father had a love for garage cleaning but frequently disagreed on who loved this art form the most. She found their arguments tedious and repetitive yet they formed the backbone of her childhood memories. In 1873 she decided to leave home at age of 42 but was stopped by father who locked the front door. He had a knack for locking doors. She tried again in the morning, and was successful.