We are dysfunctional but we are happy.

We smile while we argue.

I question some people

The first and last are pretty average racist comments, but the husband/child/myself/ people ones are....troubling...? Fair play with the Cheryl Cole one though.

L x

Some Orders Are Easier To Follow

Cheese is a kind of meat

Sheesh y'all what's UP? I'm stuck on my stupid dissertation at present writing about King Arthur's knights and stuffed to the brim with bagels which doesn't help. Not that these two things are in any way related. Speaking of outer space, when was the last time YOU donated to charity huh? I suppose you'd better re-think your basic principles and work on sorting your life out asap. Before you go, can you deliver these to Julie in HR? She never was good with numbers.

L x

(I'm gonna sign off using L from now on because it makes my life easier)

Waking Up Late Will Be My Downfall.

I like this

Luigi x

and there's only 'i' separating me, from obesity...

I found this postcard thing at our cinema (weird I know) about 2 years ago, there were various others there about obesity too but they were boring and serious. This one made me laugh. It also impacted me greatly. I look at this every morning and think, praise be to Postcard, THIS is why I'm slim!

Luigi x

I did a pie

Not really, i just popped it in the oven. Which is a very hard task i'll have you know. And then there's the waiting which is even harder!! I'm exhausted. Xx

Hop Off Guys, We've Reached Loserville

I actually didn't have anything in particular in mind when I clicked New Post, I just thought it's been a while since I've written something here so it was an act of impulse I guess. But now I'm here I have an obligation to continue - there probably won't be any link to the title so if you were drawn to that then you might be disappointed, but to be honest why would anyone be drawn to that title; it suggests that you were looking for Loserville hence making you quite simply a loser (but lets not start attacking followers now). Anyways, I suppose I better mention the snow, yep - it's snowed again here in the UK and yes the transport has effed up. I hope this happens next week so that we don't have to go back to Uni seeing as I am a little behind on essay shizzle. I was quite enjoying not doing anything during the holidays, not work-wise anyway. I got carried away, I think I kinda convinced myself that I'd graduated already. And plus I've gotten a little used to waking up at 1pm everyday, so going back to Uni is just gona ruin that beautiful cyle. But at the same time I kinda don't want education to end cuz it will mean I'll have to start actually making real decisions with my life - get a boring 9-5 job. Oh god, it's all so bleak. I envy people who've known what they've wanted to do for a long time cuz then they can just concentrate on achieving that. Meh. Meh, Meh, Meh and more Meh's. In hindsight this post does match it's title.

You've probably already noticed that I have incredibly blue eyes

If you're interested, get calling folks! p.s. we may be 30 years too late with this one, DARN IT!

Luigi x

There Is A Light That Never Goes Out

Gold Panda

Come on, we've all wondered what David Attenborough would look like without any eyes



You can thank me later.

Luigi x

1.

How can I get Raz to watch Gossip Girl?

It Snowed!

Sup peeps.

So me and Luigi went to visit our friend Rebecca on the other side of London today - had a nice lunch at a pub which was SO full of kids i was ready to go Jackie Chan on their ass by the end of it - but i managed to keep calm which is really impressive considering how annoyingly hyperactive the little shits were in there. Anyways it was a pretty cold day - it snowed in the UK - doesn't usually snow this time of year and i hope it doesn't continue snowing cuz it really affects public transport over here since we are somehow still incapable of coping with massive amounts of snow. Nevertheless, it does make everything prettier for about a day or so and provides for some cool picture taking:

Shameless Plugging

oh yeah and I recently got Flickr, I don't quite know how it works but if any of you wonderful blog followers have an account, add/ follow (?) me at: http://www.flickr.com/photos/lou_eve
I promise y'all my photos aren't as weird as my writings.

Much Luigi love x

p.s. let's persuade Raz to sign up too cus Flickr could use her photography skillz, am I right?

oh em gee you guys, it's LUIGI

So... once in a blue moon has come round and I've decided to update the blog. Hello all. Hope everyting is good. We've finished uni for Xmas break which means a month of 'freedom' (new Oxford English dictionary entry for freedom = noun, being overworked with essays despite absence from university) so lucky us. But we graduate in July so proper freedom awaits us then. Yeah yeah yeah.
jk
The other day we went to a gig in an artsy London gallery to see Evermore (Kiwi band, big in Australia and NZ!) and met the band afterwards which was pretty cool. If you haven't heard of them already and like OC-style music, check them out!


Funnily enough the band in this photo is Evermore. (photo=courtesy of that other one, Raz).
jjhj
My tired-ass brain actually has nothing intelligent to say so I'll leave you with this provocative image I took the other week....:
hhhg



Over and out, until next time, which may be several months,
Luigi x

Because

Because a tiger came through the window and started drawing on my wall
Because I fell through a hole in the floor and failed to find my way out
Because the washing machine broke
Because I ran out of yoghurt and my mind became loose with insignificant thoughts of wet flip-flops
Because I didn't have enough time
Because if I told you the truth you would think I was lying
Because the truth is not always paramount
Because when you asked me the question you didn't specify I couldn't lie
Because at the pool they ask you not to dive
Because in some countries they don't care for dancing on ice
Because the icecream melted and trickled down my salty face therefore i am a disgrace
Because as you lost your new phone I found my old place and all the things in it said 'you've changed'

FYI

I hope you've all heard of Dan Meth. If not, you should go bury yourself in autumnal leaves and stay there for atleast 5 mins. Anyway, here's a video of his for you beginners. Also check out his website www.danmeth.com

From me To you.

Oh so you didn't make it to the gig?
Found out your head was too big.

What's that? You can't find your pants
They're probably in the SLUT isle at Tescos
And while you're there, get me some Mentos
And coke for the afterparty.

Deliberately trying to be indiscreet,
Yeh that's so sweet,
Splenda's your kind
Don't forget to save the coupons B.

Had me LMAO-ing all the time,
Isn't hindsight deceiving,
Don't worry i'l be eating,
Just not the same shit as you.

XOXO

WE LOVE Josh's Commute to Work

Josh's Commute to Work: A Tribute to Michael Jackson from 3to1 Studios on Vimeo.

Yeah.

A word of warning guys

Pringles are addictive and they can often make you forget to eat proper lunches and dinners.

A lyric i like

Running to catch up
The last city bus
Wearing out your yellow
Hula dress
Lipstick a mess
Your ch-cherry best
Kissing on the window
Just to check on the red.

from At The Back Of The Shell by The Kills (not The Killers although i like them too)

Hindsight.

Last Wednesday me and my housemates finally decided to stop being lazy and go to THORPE PARK - for those of you not in the U.K, that's a theme park - and it's very near to our house which makes us seem even more like lethargic students. Well anyway, we went on pretty much every ride there was in the park - which seems like the ideal thing to do - but water rides in winter you say? Yes even those. See this is the thing, the first water ride we went on was pretty chillaxed and by that i mean we got a few splashes here and there - everyone was fairly dry. Thus making the whole thing fun and non-threatening. However, after this first taste of water we were fairly pumped and decided to go on a more extreme water ride called Tidal Wave (you'd think the name in itself would be a warning but no we decided to ignore that). Our saner housemate, Cecilia, decided to sit this one out, so me, Ana and Luigi went right ahead. Another thing that should have put us off (but didn't) was the sight of people who had just been on the ride - and were literally dripping wet. So we got in and as soon as you sat down on your seat your bum was immediately soaked from the amount of water that had gone on the seats from the previous turns. Still, we were pretty sure we'd made the right decision. So as soon as the thing plunges downwards and the water makes a splash you think 'Oh that wasn't that bad' - but there's a 3 second pause before you get TOTTALY DRENCHED. To demonstrate the immense nature of this drenching would be to tell you this; Ana had her water-proof coat zipped all the way up but the water still managed to seep under it. But that's not the least of our stupidity. Me and Luigi thought it would be a good idea to go on it again - Ana being slightly wiser than us got off while she could. And since there were no queues (it was a weekday) you didn't have to line up again to go on it a second time, you just got plunged straight back down once you'd come up. This was mine and Luigi's crazy logic - 'We're so wet, we CAN'T possibly get any more wet' - GUESS AGAIN suckers. And fair enough, if it was a sunny summer's day, but no it was mid-autumn chills. So we were pretty much wet for the rest of the day - despite going on numerous roller coasters in a series of attempts to get dry fast. There were various human dryers around the park though - you had to pay £2 for 3 minutes worth of drying which is clearly a rip off but there were these kids with loadsa change who kept topping up the machine so we got a few free goes. But these didn't help, they just made the cold wetness into warm wetness and as soon as you stepped out of them you were pretty freezing again. Here's a picture of us in the futile dryer:

Behind All That Ketchup and Soya Sauce There's Us.

Ana & Me - a combination for sillyness.

Little pink baskets in abandoned winter gardens. How's that for a title?

Hello?
Who is this?
It's Julia.
Who's Julia?
From school, remember?
I don't remember no Julia.
Are you serious? We dated for like 3 months.
What? Is this a prank?
No, you prick, stop playing dumb.
You know what, i'm just gona hang up cuz this is stupid.
You're joking, right?
No I'm not joking, Gooday!
Oh Eff You, alright - you're a loser.
*TooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooT*

We Have A Blog???

OK i'm gona be honest guys, i kinda forgot (and i think Luigi has too as there are no posts from her to prove otherwise) about this whole blogging thing. I think we can be forgiven though cuz for the past two weeks we've had the difficult task of settling back into Uni life and sorting out house shizzle (still no internet). Our landlady is proving to be, quite frankly, annoying. She's so effing attached to the house that she'll notice the smallest things. Like i swear she's in love with the "brand new" wooden flooring as she's always going on about how careful we should be and how much it cost them and that it's BRAND NEW! The other day she came round and noticed the tiniest bumps on the table - so now she's gona take it out of our deposit. She's acting as if though they're the best antique tables in the world and not some cheap IKEA crap! Also she sees herself as such a bloody professional and yet it took her 2 weeks to provide the most basic of items - kettle and toaster! Arghh glad that's off my chest. In other news third year uni has been pretty good so far - but i'm guessin that's because i haven't had to do any essays yet, just LOADS of reading. But i'm used to that. We had our housewarming party on Friday - that was really good despite the stress of preparing for it. One too many drinks for me though, i think i'll lay off the alcohol for a while. So yeh i think that counts as a blog post so i'm gona sign out cuz i have masses and masses of Chaucer and Hegel reading to do and a stupid cold which means my attention span is even shorter than usual.
PEACE x

WARNING: rant

So amidst all these dreams, there is ofcourse reality. The reality that right now we don't have internet at home. The reality that Fresher's Week is already over and the serious stuff begins next week. The reality that there is no longer a cat we can stroke. The shit reality that we are gona be more broke and stressed than ever. The crap reality that we are gona lose a lot of sleep which means less dreaming and even more dull REALITY*.



*Reality liable to change. Now breathe.

As Deep As This Blog Will Get

So I was flicking through my notebook today when i came across this entry from Luigi which made me laugh:

Luigi's dream 14/06/09

Raz was on msn to me confessing all of her embarassing habits, starting off with burping. As the habits became gradually more unpleasant, Raz decided to send me her last (and worst) one via email, as she feared my response. The email said 'sometimes I fart.'

Creepy Cat Portrait