Album of the Year goes to.....

PLASTIC BEACH by Gorillaz. It's basically porn for the blind.

Red Bull

On a writing frenzy at the moment - trying to write 20,000 words in 10 days (isit possible?...we'll see). Maybe I could update you all on how much I've done daily, that way I can't slack cuz I'll be too embarrassed to let you all down (or I could just lie and say I've done more than I have ....but that's just cheating myself so I shall remain as truthful as earthly possible). This task is sponsored by Red Bull - wish they would pay me, I'd get it done in 5. Yes, that time of year kids when you would do anything for money. But yeah as you can see I have left things to the last minute which is a bad habit of mine. Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now, oh shit i forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?.....

Jelly.

Get rid of facebook.

Get rid of twitter.

Get rid of the snacks.

Get ready to shiver.

Get rid of your 2.a.m. thoughts, they're bitter.

Get rid of your tv.

Get rid of your fridge.

Get rid of those 2for1 tickets to paradise - the deals off.

Get rid of your phone.

Get rid of your Vaseline.

Get rid of those tomato ketchup stains in your genes.

Get rid of your gum.

Get ready to jump.

A night of cutting and pasting

*We like to think we've been productive*

Water

Drink lots and lots of water.

Just don't piss yourself - you will lose your dignity.

These teeth are made for biting

Banksy.

The Pyjama Blues

Finished a can of Coke.

Did some research.

Checked some emails.

Read an article.

Had a shower.

Went to the cinema.

Ate a lot of popcorn.

Stopped by at Nandoes.

Missed my train.

Got a headache.

Drank Lemsip.

Spurted mouthwash.

Goodnight.

No Blog Post.

Sucks I know but content is Low.



Razzles. X

intimacy

Taken from http://www.flickr.com/photos/rodolphesebbah/ - a fantastic photographer who takes photos mostly in and around the Paris métro. Check out his other work on Flickr! Seriously good.

L x

We are dysfunctional but we are happy.

We smile while we argue.

I question some people

The first and last are pretty average racist comments, but the husband/child/myself/ people ones are....troubling...? Fair play with the Cheryl Cole one though.

L x

Some Orders Are Easier To Follow

Cheese is a kind of meat

Sheesh y'all what's UP? I'm stuck on my stupid dissertation at present writing about King Arthur's knights and stuffed to the brim with bagels which doesn't help. Not that these two things are in any way related. Speaking of outer space, when was the last time YOU donated to charity huh? I suppose you'd better re-think your basic principles and work on sorting your life out asap. Before you go, can you deliver these to Julie in HR? She never was good with numbers.

L x

(I'm gonna sign off using L from now on because it makes my life easier)

Waking Up Late Will Be My Downfall.

I like this

Luigi x

and there's only 'i' separating me, from obesity...

I found this postcard thing at our cinema (weird I know) about 2 years ago, there were various others there about obesity too but they were boring and serious. This one made me laugh. It also impacted me greatly. I look at this every morning and think, praise be to Postcard, THIS is why I'm slim!

Luigi x

I did a pie

Not really, i just popped it in the oven. Which is a very hard task i'll have you know. And then there's the waiting which is even harder!! I'm exhausted. Xx

Hop Off Guys, We've Reached Loserville

I actually didn't have anything in particular in mind when I clicked New Post, I just thought it's been a while since I've written something here so it was an act of impulse I guess. But now I'm here I have an obligation to continue - there probably won't be any link to the title so if you were drawn to that then you might be disappointed, but to be honest why would anyone be drawn to that title; it suggests that you were looking for Loserville hence making you quite simply a loser (but lets not start attacking followers now). Anyways, I suppose I better mention the snow, yep - it's snowed again here in the UK and yes the transport has effed up. I hope this happens next week so that we don't have to go back to Uni seeing as I am a little behind on essay shizzle. I was quite enjoying not doing anything during the holidays, not work-wise anyway. I got carried away, I think I kinda convinced myself that I'd graduated already. And plus I've gotten a little used to waking up at 1pm everyday, so going back to Uni is just gona ruin that beautiful cyle. But at the same time I kinda don't want education to end cuz it will mean I'll have to start actually making real decisions with my life - get a boring 9-5 job. Oh god, it's all so bleak. I envy people who've known what they've wanted to do for a long time cuz then they can just concentrate on achieving that. Meh. Meh, Meh, Meh and more Meh's. In hindsight this post does match it's title.

You've probably already noticed that I have incredibly blue eyes

If you're interested, get calling folks! p.s. we may be 30 years too late with this one, DARN IT!

Luigi x

There Is A Light That Never Goes Out

Gold Panda

Come on, we've all wondered what David Attenborough would look like without any eyes



You can thank me later.

Luigi x

1.

How can I get Raz to watch Gossip Girl?

It Snowed!

Sup peeps.

So me and Luigi went to visit our friend Rebecca on the other side of London today - had a nice lunch at a pub which was SO full of kids i was ready to go Jackie Chan on their ass by the end of it - but i managed to keep calm which is really impressive considering how annoyingly hyperactive the little shits were in there. Anyways it was a pretty cold day - it snowed in the UK - doesn't usually snow this time of year and i hope it doesn't continue snowing cuz it really affects public transport over here since we are somehow still incapable of coping with massive amounts of snow. Nevertheless, it does make everything prettier for about a day or so and provides for some cool picture taking:

Shameless Plugging

oh yeah and I recently got Flickr, I don't quite know how it works but if any of you wonderful blog followers have an account, add/ follow (?) me at: http://www.flickr.com/photos/lou_eve
I promise y'all my photos aren't as weird as my writings.

Much Luigi love x

p.s. let's persuade Raz to sign up too cus Flickr could use her photography skillz, am I right?

oh em gee you guys, it's LUIGI

So... once in a blue moon has come round and I've decided to update the blog. Hello all. Hope everyting is good. We've finished uni for Xmas break which means a month of 'freedom' (new Oxford English dictionary entry for freedom = noun, being overworked with essays despite absence from university) so lucky us. But we graduate in July so proper freedom awaits us then. Yeah yeah yeah.
jk
The other day we went to a gig in an artsy London gallery to see Evermore (Kiwi band, big in Australia and NZ!) and met the band afterwards which was pretty cool. If you haven't heard of them already and like OC-style music, check them out!


Funnily enough the band in this photo is Evermore. (photo=courtesy of that other one, Raz).
jjhj
My tired-ass brain actually has nothing intelligent to say so I'll leave you with this provocative image I took the other week....:
hhhg



Over and out, until next time, which may be several months,
Luigi x

Because

Because a tiger came through the window and started drawing on my wall
Because I fell through a hole in the floor and failed to find my way out
Because the washing machine broke
Because I ran out of yoghurt and my mind became loose with insignificant thoughts of wet flip-flops
Because I didn't have enough time
Because if I told you the truth you would think I was lying
Because the truth is not always paramount
Because when you asked me the question you didn't specify I couldn't lie
Because at the pool they ask you not to dive
Because in some countries they don't care for dancing on ice
Because the icecream melted and trickled down my salty face therefore i am a disgrace
Because as you lost your new phone I found my old place and all the things in it said 'you've changed'

FYI

I hope you've all heard of Dan Meth. If not, you should go bury yourself in autumnal leaves and stay there for atleast 5 mins. Anyway, here's a video of his for you beginners. Also check out his website www.danmeth.com

From me To you.

Oh so you didn't make it to the gig?
Found out your head was too big.

What's that? You can't find your pants
They're probably in the SLUT isle at Tescos
And while you're there, get me some Mentos
And coke for the afterparty.

Deliberately trying to be indiscreet,
Yeh that's so sweet,
Splenda's your kind
Don't forget to save the coupons B.

Had me LMAO-ing all the time,
Isn't hindsight deceiving,
Don't worry i'l be eating,
Just not the same shit as you.

XOXO

WE LOVE Josh's Commute to Work

Josh's Commute to Work: A Tribute to Michael Jackson from 3to1 Studios on Vimeo.

Yeah.