Here is a Rhyme.

Donnie is in Dover
eating all the clover,
Susie is in class
looking at Mike's ass,
Sarah is out shopping
for her pizza topping,
Harry is doing sit-ups
before signing his pre-nups,
Laura is missing
but no one here is looking,
Courtney is talking gibberish
and her breath smells like liquorice,
I am here writing
so don't you be hating!