This is you looking at me.

I must have passed out.

You have one new message.

Let this be a lesson to you.

I can't find my ticket.

I use Baby Johnson.

Ewwww mould.

When is your birthday?

It's only £3.50.

She is blatantly gonna win.

Wanna play a card game.

I finished series one.

Sausage and Mash.

Just adding to my postcard collection.

What's the time?

I was not ready for this weather.

Coca-Cola.

Last bus was at 18.30.

Me and Kurt.

Is there some sorta exercise for bladder strength?

Grease stains on wood.

Lets talk.